December, 1989

GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

Page 15

JUST JOCKS

Tops for the women are Tina Berkey (Fuss Balls) with a 212 pin total, followed by Val J. (Nibbles and Blips) at 199.

Best in the league in High Scratch Series for the women are Pam P. (Sonya's) with a 557 series. Teammate Pam Noll is a close second with 555 pins. Flying Fruit Fantasy claims the men's top

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two positions: Tony W. with 646 pins and George B. with a 634 series.

Upcoming IGBO tournaments are M.O.I.S.T. in Miami, January 12-15; and S.W.I.F.T. at Seal Beach, Los Angeles, January 13-14. For more information on IGBO or the NCBA, contact Bill Harrison at 228-2296. ▼

DIVISION C

Chuck Dunbar of More Loose Ends, demonstrates good bowling form.

Photo by K.D. Mahnal

Sunday bowling now in ninth season

by K. D. Mahnal

The North Coast Bowling Association's (NCBA's) Sunday League has rolled into its ninth season. More than 200 keglers participate in league play at 1:00 p.m. at Ambassador-Superior Lanes, 1500 Superior Avenue.

Founded in 1980, the NCBA began the league with 20 teams, and now has 30 teams. Each team has seven members (five bowlers and two alternates). The seven-member teams allow for bowler absenteeism during the 32-week season. The teams, which consist of both men and women keglers, are either self-sponsored or sponsored by gay-oriented busi-

nesses.

The league is divided into four divisions through a lottery process. This sets up the first half and end of season championships between division winners, NCBA operates the league on an 80 percent handicap scoring system. When a lower-averaged team bowls against a stronger team, they receive 80 percent of the pin total that separates the two teams. All handicap statistics are determined by this process. The league also maintains scores by the scratch system; no handicap totals are added.

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NCBA is sanctioned by the InternaALT+1 is football champs

tional Gay Bowling Organization (IGBO), an organization with over 50,000 members in the U.S. and Canada. IGBO sanctions more than 35 annual tournaments held in member cities, and registers individuals and teams to participate. Cleveland's tournament, the Gay Invitational Fellowship Tournament, is held in June.

This year's league officials are Jim Gruzosky, President; Darlene Berkey, Vice-President; Chuck Dunbar, Treasurer; and Bill Harrison, Secretary. Harrison is also a board member and the Treasurer of IGBO.

Leading the League in High Hand icap Single Games are: Flying Fruit Fantasy with a 960, Dolly's Playmates at 950, and Mike's Casualties with a 920 score. Leaders in High Handicap Series (3 games) are Dolly's Playmates with 2,706 pins; Sonya's and Flying Fruit Fantasy, tied with 2,644 pins; and Leather Stallion I with a 2,617 pin count.

Individual leaders in High Scratch Game for the men are T. F. (Flying Fruit) at 237, and Paul Y. (Flying Fruit) and Rick J. (Over the Rainbow), tied at 235.

ROTTEN. I SEEM TO BE LOSING

MY TOUCH.

NO LURID TALES OF SEDUCTION FOR ME THIS TIME?

by K. D. Mahnal

The Ladies' Touch Football League has ended its fall season with ALT+1 as league champs.

ALT+1 cimed the championship on October 29 with a 36-0 shellacking of Axxion's. Axxion's never got on track, as the ALT +1 team stopped every drive with superb defense, forcing numerous

turnovers.

Not to be outplayed by the defense, ALT+1's offense exploded, scoring twelve unanswered points with less than two minutes left in the first half. Under league rules, a five-play series is initiated with two minutes remaining in the second and fourth quarters. The offensive team has five plays to score from their opponents 45-yard line. ALT+1 took full advantage of this rule, scoring on their second play, but missed the extra point. With three plays remaining, ALT+1 punched in another score to take a commanding 24-0 half-time lead. Axxion's defense bounced back in the second half by playing more aggressively, but the offense could not get on track to score. ALT+1 scored twice in the

NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY BREATHLESS NIGHTS SPENT PASSIONATELY WAITING FOR THE PHONE TO RING.

LO, THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU! IS IT THE WOMAN YOU WERE DROOLING OVER LAST TIME? OLDER. MARRIED?

second half, with the final touchdown coming in the waning moments of the game.

Individual awards were presented at the November 4 banquet, held at 5-Cent Decision. Laura F. of ALT+1 received the award for outstanding quarterback, with 69 completed passes for 744 yards, 10 touchdowns and 15 interceptions. Laura also had 133 yards rushing, scoring six touchdowns and one extra point. Sherry Innes of Mr. Morrison's took top defensive honors with 20 quarterback sacks. Kim P. of Axxion's was the league's best receiver with 20 catches for 267 yards, one touchdown, and three extra points. ▼

Final Ladies' Touch Football Standings WON LOST

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League champs by playoff game

YEAH. WE HAD HOW WAS IT? ONE DATE. PIZZA

AND SEX ON HER FOLD OUT COUCH

WELL, I COULDA DONE WITHOUT THE ANCHOVIES, BUT SHE ORDERED BEFORE I GOT THERE

ANCHOVIES ON YOUR FIRST BATE? KINKY!

DON'T YOU THINK IF SHE DOESN'T WANNA SEE ME SHE COULD AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO SAY SO TO My FACE? D'YOU THINK I SHOULD CALL HER?

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SO, LIKE, HE KEEPS

CALLING ME. I DUNNO WHAT TO DO. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

TELL THE PATHETIC JERK TO GET LOST. BELIEVE ME, HON, YOU CAN'T MINCE WORDS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO DUMP SOMEONE.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, CALLING HER MIGHT NOT BE THE WISEST OPTION. BUT WHAT CANI DO? I CAN'T STAND THIS SUSPENSE!

WHY DON'T YOU SEND HER A TELEPATHIC MESSAGE THAT YOU WANT TO SEE HER?

YEAH,

SURE

MIKO, YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT IS HERE!

HI, EMMA! HAVE A SEAT, I'LL BE LOIS, WITH YOU IN A MINUTE! DON'T JUMP LIKE THAT WHEN I'M TRUMING YOUR EARS!

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